realm of reality

I’ve been so busy lately doing up the ducks and my blogshop that I have no time to come online! I mean yes, I am online doing up the blog but I am NOT on friendster.

AND IT’S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please drop by and visit us at WaddleHop !!!!!

Come on, show your support you all~!!!!!!!

Even if you don’t need to buy anything it’s ok. Introduce your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I’m super duper tired right now! Have been slogging till 4am non-stop for 3 days straight just to get the site up! Urghh! Finally it’s done! Some shut eye now. Hope business won’t be too good so we can rest.

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok sleepy deepy.
Nights!

here’s the link again.

Went to supper with the bee few days ago and this silly fella was sitting around our table.

Silly pooh!

The bee gave it a piece of char siew and it didn’t wanna leave! It was seated there for a long time staring at the bee eating his Wanton Mee. Hahahaha! Stupid dog!

The bee said, "Ask stupid pooh to get lost la!"

Hahaha. Stupid bee. Who asked him to feed him the char siew?

Ah le le MI FENG bee!

Another post after another? Yes, because I can’t get to sleep and I have all the time I need and also, I have so much to say right now!

Been busy working that I have so little time here. Recently at work, many things happened. Good and Bad and Whatever.

On the September 11th, the duck and I helped Fadilla and Arinne serve the official opening of Naumi hotel along Seah Street. We were supposed to leave mooncake at 6pm so we could go over to help.

Design behind the bar of Naumi. Cool.

We told Alan that we had to leave at 6pm and being the granny he was, he nagged at us saying that why we like that and stuffs like that. Alan is ok la, he didn’t mean it. But what made me pissed off are those KUKUS that leave early in a BIG GROUP, go to meals in a BIG GROUP, chit chat and crowd round at work in a BIG GROUP etc.

They think what? Their fathers hotel? They are so like AGENCY staffs lor. In BQT we see those idiots and now at mooncake, we face another bunch of idiots who share no difference in character with the agency staffs.

Not all are that bad but few of them. One had the guts to place her FAT ASS on the booth happily chatting and sitting on the booth table while guests are all around? No brains or what?

Another has a face of BAO QING TIAN who doesn’t smile nor talk to you. When you tell her things politely, she gives you that kinda face that you really wanna give a slap to. They are not much younger than us some more. If they are like 3 years younger, it’s easy to understand that they’re CHILDISH.

But how about if they were just a year younger or so? That’s not only childish but rude!

Another "tehs" around saying "so heavy", "so tired", "so boring". Hello, so whatever then don’t work la. There was once when she even mentioned this, I was so shocked! "So boring here leh. We go MacDonalds and buy McWings leh!"

Hello, not even break time wanna go MacDonalds? And out of the hotel? Really shit heads man.

Enough of those kukus. Who’s the real TROUBLE MAKER here? The answer is none other than me and the duck.

WHAT? CAN’T EVEN HAVE A DECENT MEAL AROUND HERE?

Nicely said. It indeed involves the story of the meal voucher. We don’t deny that we’re in the wrong, but how we see peoples characters are the main issue here that PISSES ME OFF!

Till now I can’t get it off my chest! And I’m so freaking pissed! What exactly happened?

What you need to have in order to get your daily meals at the shit hotel is this shit meal voucher that you have to give to the shit canteen people.

So this day, very recently the duck and I "misplaced" the voucher. In what sense you guys can guess all you want. Just like how everyone’s guessing how it happen. Go on and guess all you want losers.

Whatever it is, we don’t have the vouchers with us. As so of what we claimed.

Few days before this incident, the duck wasn’t issued a meal voucher and when she found out, she returned to security to ask and security told her to sign her name on a sheet of paper in the canteen. And so she did.

Nothing happened. That day, we both did the same. Signed on that SHIT PAPER and this gay boy cum sissy girl whatever his post WE DON’T FREAKING CARE asshole asked us why didn’t we receive the voucher.

And so we explained. "We don’t have it. We didn’t take it"

And he called security to check if we were issued one and the gang leader of security came. She approached us and asked the same question. Now, definitely we gave the same answer. And she said, "but how can it be, you both were issued vouchers. So where is it?"

We replied saying "We don’t know, we just don’t have it"

And she said in a tone like she wanted to pick a fight, "this is not the first time already. many times already you giving us trouble"

Hello? What giving you trouble MANY TIMES? LIKE HOW?

Then the duck was like, "so if we do lose our vouchers, does this mean we don’t get to eat here?"

And she was like, "then that’s YOUR PROBLEM! It’s NOT MY PROBLEM. If you lose it it’s YOUR PROBLEM understand, don’t make it MY PROBLEM"

Fine, since that’s why she says. I couldn’t be bothered with her and continued with my meal with her nagging at the side like a retarded fool.

That wasn’t the end after she left. We reported back to work and soon after was called to go HR for a talk. We spoke to HR about it and told them whatever happened, from the sissy gay boy to the gang leader security and her "NOT MY PROBLEM" speech.

Soon, the gay boy was called in and we all spoke. He said that we were TOLD by security to WRITE on the shit paper. HELLO! I corrected him STRAIGHT AWAY. "We didn’t say we were TOLD to do so. We said we didn’t take the voucher and that’s it"

Then we explained ourselves on what made us write on the paper instead of going to security to ask for another meal voucher. "The previous day we were told to do so, so we expected it to be the same since we weren’t told specificly that writing on that paper was only for THAT day"

The gay boy was like "but you can’t take for granted to always write there like you don’t know" Then I said, "but they didn’t state it was only for THAT day. So how do you think we’ll know?"

And he made this remark that pisses me so darn off I wish I could poke his eyes out! He said, "Don’t mind me saying, frankly I’ve noticed the both of you for some time. You two are not automatic in giving your meal voucher to my staffs. So I asked my staff to keep an eye on you two."

Hello! Your meal voucher or should I say HR’s meal voucher made of GOLD is it? Is it that’s why we’re always not automatic in giving it to his staffs? IS IT BECAUSE WE CAN SELL THAT VOUCHER FOR A MILLION ZILLION BUCKS AND ENJOY LIFE LIKE HE COULDN’T?

Doesn’t make sense at all! Yes, we might have overlooked the account of producing those shit papers to the shit people, but that doesn’t mean anything at all! It’s just a freaking meal.

So I snapped back! If I could only curse and swear at that pea-brained sonafagun. I said, "Don’t mind me saying, FRANKLY, WE ARE NOT HARD UP FOR THIS MEAL. We might have overlooked it by not giving our vouchers, but it’s because we forgot and not because we’re so hard up for your meal. If we had a choice, we wouldn’t eat there. It’s only because we DON’T have a choice because we can’t leave the place then we have to eat there. If not, do you think we wanna eat there?"

-Silence-
Not a word from him.

Then HR talk some stuff with him and he took his leave. REALLY PISS PEOPLE OFF LOR. YOUR FOOD YOU THINK WHAT AR? 5 star michellin chef cook? Pui!

Then the gangster girl came. So now it’s her part of her story. She said that we were issued vouchers but still went to write on the paper. So HR explained to her that we did it because the other time we were told to do so and we were unaware that it was a one day thing.

Then HR asked, "I also heard this comment that someone said ‘if you lose your voucher, it’s your problem’ who made that comment?"

-Silence-
Not a word from anyone.

The duck broke the silence by staring at gangster girl and questioning her, "Didn’t you say that to us in the canteen just now?"

Oh my! Good one! Gangster girls hair is standing in all four direction. Her face as pale as a sheet, she scaredly denies, "No…! I didn’t say that. What I meant was that it’s not security yada yada yada….."

Have no idea what she was trying to explain. But she definitely used a different tone now compared to just now. Hello, if you have guts to say, please have guts to admit you said it! What’s with the silence? And don’t try the act-nice tone on HR. FAKER!

She even said, "If you lose your voucher, you should come back security and get it replaced. Even if you lose your Casual labor voucher we also will replace it no matter what. Because we won’t let you work for free." Save your crocodile tears woman!

And from this, we know what kinda person she is. Pisses us off! Then HR ended this with asking us, "so what made you all lose the voucher? Did something happen in the morning?"

And we said, "yes, we were late and rushing"

HR said, "Ahhhhh.. that’s why. So next time, come earlier. Don’t rush till the last minute……" And came this remark from gangster girl which pisses me off MORE!

She said, "But sorry to say this, you guys say you’re late but sometimes I still see you all taking your own sweet time to change, making up…please don’t lie to yourself."

YOU KNNCCB KIA! Shut your trap! Hello, firstly it’s none of your business whether we’re late or not or slow or making up or whatsoever. That’s just HOW you THINK and HOW you SEE it.

Did you see us that morning of the incident taking our own sweet time? If you did, maybe yes you do have a point there. But still, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! (just like the meal voucher is none of yours like you said)

But if you didn’t see us that morning, what makes you think the other times you saw us, we were late and rushing? HUH? Don’t make sense?

So we replied "But we were really late…" and was interrupted by HR that it’s over so forget it. Gangster girl even brought up some past issue that her disciple accused me of scolding him! So the duck was like, "ohh so you wanna bring this up now?" And she quickly said no it’s over, so forget it.

It’s really nonsense ok. Just for a meal voucher? We are really not that hard up to eat there ok idiots. I’m still FUMING! RARRRR!!!

Anyway, some things to lighten the mood.

Granny Alan always make our day with his nagging.

The duck wrote that and he doesn’t even know it!

The duck has mastered the kuku peoples skill of talking on the phone and sitting whenever and wherever they like

Caught red-handed talking to Shaun

This action led Johnny in separating us (SLEEPING!)

And I would like to introduce my new friend.

Annoying, the fly.

Really annoying! Thank God I caught that shit. I’m a pro fly catcher now! Caught two in a day! Feels damn good to see them trapped inside. MUAHAHAAHAHAHA! I’m so evil. That’s only because they’re so irritating.

Now Buzz off!

I’m awaiting so many items from sprees yet I still buy and buy and BUY NON-STOP! Be it in malls outside or sprees inside. I just can’t stop! Nothing can stop me!

I can’t stop buying things! I know it’s boring to talk about sprees and the things I bought but that’s my life! I can’t help it! GOLD DIGGERS! When I’m not home and with the duck in malls, we buy things. When we get home, we still buy things! Someone stop us! You know I really adore DBS for having I-Banking. Works like a charm for us.

Goods are arriving very very soon and what makes me happy is that I like the things I bought so far. NOT. However, not all stories have a happy ending.

For example, I bought this from Puffy Spree which Blythezoo also has. And I really like it.

Yes, very nice.

I also bought these two items from Blythezoo.

Isn’t that such a darling cardigan? I LIKE IT!

Yellow tube top. The material is like towel! Special ma.

Yes, very nice. I bought these quite early and I have no idea why it’s OOS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUT OF STOCK! My nice blue cardigan! I LIKE IT A LOT OK! Whoever is going to buy that blue cardi I will slaughter them. How come it’s OOS I don’t know. It’s still at the blythezoo page!

Some things don’t go too well huh. Like this. It’s not OOS.

This is not OOS and I DON’T LIKE IT ANYMORE!

I know I’m very bad but I prefer the blue cardi so much more! Anyway, I bought a yellow cardi at Cotton On few weeks ago! Got it on the spot and I do not need to wait! I prefer the Cotton On cardi better!

Now I’ll have two yellow cardis which one I dislike!

I even bought another exact one in white. Hey, it was on promo what. 2 for $30 only! Why not right?

The white that rocks.

I know I have the white Blythezoo one already. But it’s not WHITE anymore. It’s turning black and so the duck keeps nagging at me to get it bleached. LAZY OK. So this would replace it for the time being!

Good news is that some other stock isn’t OOS so it’s still ok overall. I bought different color of the white blythezoo cardi that I have (which is what the duck is complaining about) in light pink.

Exactly the same as my white one

I had an after thought and bought this too. Which I sorta kinda don’t have much feel for it anymore. So-so la.

This stripe top

However, the happiest buys are still my bikinis! I’m so into bikinis after buying this from VIP Spree!

I bought the yellow one!

It was only NT100. So darn cheap! And I like it. It’s not exactly swimming suit material but I wore it down to the pool before. And I think it’s fine!

I bought these bikinis from Blythezoo.

Black stripe bikini!

SO NICE! And it’s coming coming coming!

Ting liked the white one and I saw it selling at Mishop. Actually I saw it selling almost everywhere much cheaper than Blythezoo. But whatever, I would receive this much earlier anyway. I bought all this in late July lehh! STILL CAN OOS MEHH? So slow some more lor the spree! I ordered for ting already the bikini, but I hope they accept the orders.

I also bought this polka dot one

So nice! I’m so happy with the bikinis! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And it’s coming coming coming!

Another THING! Cutie’s white vest is LIKE A SHIT! I’ve received my cutie items already and the vest cannot make it la. It is crumple to no idea why and has yellow spots!

I’ve asked the organisor why is this so and she said she will tell cutie and get back to me.

I’ve just received her reply asking me to send her pictures of the top so she can show cutie.

The spots are like make up stains. You know the kind you see when people try white tops on and get their foundation unto it. Yeeccks.

So I’ve replied her with the pictures. Feeling so depressed now! If I were to exchange the top, I still have to pay for the shipping back and forth right. WASTE MONEY! Yet I wouldn’t wanna wear that shit vest anymore!

So what can I do?! Sell it? Like how. Like who would wanna buy it. Donate it to charity I say.

And whatever, MY BIKINIS ARE COMING! YES. CHOOSE POSTAGE ALREADY!

p/s: I wrote this entry three freaking times because I kept clicking back and it went out! The last time, the whole internet page just closed like that. PISSED ME OFF YOU KNOW! But since I’m so free, I’ll give friendster and internet explorer a chance.

I finally have all the time I need to do all the stuffs I want! Recently I have been so busy at work that I don’t even have time to spree! I’m so depressed! And now there are so many closed sprees! I’M SO DEPRESSED REALLY!

Besides working for the whole week, I attended my bro’s graduation ceremony last weekend at Sunway Hotel in Malaysia. It’s a really nice hotel! When I walked in I was like WOW, cool place man!

The reception hall (and justin scratching his jaw)

Registration.

The graduation present we bought for my bro!

They only allowed maximum 3 people to attend the ceremony and so my mum and dad and aunt was chosen to attend. But my aunt let David go in instead. So I was stuck outside with smelly Albert and my aunt and waited for the ceremony which was 1 and a half hours to end.

About an hour later, my dad came out complaining that it was very hot inside. So I took over his place! HAH! Finally at least I could sit down. I went in and found my mum and David and sat down. I saw THIS and took a quick snap of it!

Pooh bear lehh! Hehehe.

This family seated in front of me was holding that pooh bear bouquet. The pooh looks so fake! But it’s funny to a see a pooh bear in graduation gown! I even saw a snoopy one! What’s this world coming to? Maybe there will be Spongebob ones coming real soon!

The ceremony ended with the teachers marching out down the aisle followed by the students. Although being big in size (THE FAT CAT!), we weren’t able to spot my bro! So we went out after almost every student has left the room to find him.

We took a few pictures.

Family shot with the new bear.

I’ll be wearing this real soon.

The fat cat and me

We took Aeroline from SG Harbour front to KL. The bus is BIG! Double Decker! And has a lounge! Anyway, the seats are just so-so to me. Like not much a difference from other buses. Just that there is service on the bus like the PLANE!

The announcement thingy, food, drinks, desserts, blankets, pillows, television etc. So maybe that’s what we’re paying for.

We stayed in this hotel called

The Royal Bintang Damansara

The lobby lounge

This is where we eat our buffet breakfast in the morning

Stairs. But we take the lift DUH.

Reception Reflection of er xin ah peh and me

Our room number (zk, buy 4D!)

Nice couch near the corner of the bed

King size bed

Double Single bed at the other end of the room

The whole suite is divided into two compartments by a sliding door.

Like that.

Shucks I forgot to snap the toilet! But it was really big and nice. It also has two showering area! One is the bathtub with a shower head. The other is just a shower room which is right next to the toilet bowl. The big sink and mirror is in front of the bathtub. So if two people would bathe at the same time, better make sure you are covered when you come out!

Cute dinosaur posing. She blocked my shot!

So cute!!!!

There’s Ikea and…

Borders there too!

Maybe I’m Swa Ku or what but it did feel very SG to me when I saw those! But imagine having Ikea there! All their stuffs at half the price because it’s in ringgit! Totally rocks right!

I would have a newly revamp room in months! Too bad it’s in KL and not JB. Who knows JB does have Ikea there? I really don’t know if there is seriously. But would SG allow them to come over with furniture from MY? No idea.

Anyway it’s so sad that I hardly have time for myself there. What’s the use of staying in such a good hotel surrounded by many shopping malls and entertainment when I don’t even get a chance to enjoy them? We should have just stayed at some inn or something.

What a waste. But probably my dad just wanted to get the best for us? Although it was a measly 2 nights stay and we were like 90% of our time out of the hotel? And probably not even nearby the hotel because we visiting our aunts house, going for my bro’s graduation and having dinner and early breakfast to be around there.

I could say that we only used the hotel for sleeping and bathing and that’s all. No use of the facilities, the amenities etc. Just SLEEP and WASH UP. Oh yeah and probably just a place to put our belongings?

I’m not complaining though because it was such a lovely place. But I feel that it’s such a WASTE! ARGHHH! The dinosaur said NEXT TIME we come back we go enjoy lor! There’s isn’t any next time! Why would we want to just book the same hotel just to go check out the malls there or use their facilities? We should have done that while we could for those 2 nights.

So we couldn’t and didn’t. So there isn’t any next time! Next time will be a better place! Like Japan maybe! YES JAPAN SHALL BE THE NEXT TIME!

That is more like it.

I’m so outdated that I’ve to blog about the bee’s birthday now, which was like 4 days ago! Anyway, there isn’t much pictures to show because we didn’t take much photos. HOW SAD!

On 26th August, I went to eat dinner with the bee and his family at Park Royal hotel around Mustafa centre to celebrate his birthday. I was working on that day from 10am to 6pm and rushed off to meet the bee after work.

The area around Mustafa Centre didn’t even look a bit Singapore to me! It has turned into MINI INDIA! And it pisses me off that these crazy goons are like walking across the road like they own the place!

A huge crowd of them!

Just look at them!

I could just imagine them dragging their cows and goats together with them! They just dash across the road hoping that the cars won’t hit them. It’s crazy! No law here! From a road with 3 lanes, it became only 2 lanes with the Indian population taking up one whole lane! I though roads were for motor vehicles and not cattles?

I bought this stripey Adidas jacket. (stripes nice ma)

The bee wearing the present.

I saw this online on a TW spree which is selling almost 4 times cheaper than the Adidas price! Infuriating. But it’s obviously fake.

It’s selling like NT880. But it’s not genuine.

It’s not exactly the same because the one I bought for the bee doesn’t have that Adidas logo print at the back (last pic). It’s just plain at the back. And his front zipper is red and not black with the jacket.

The bee’s first reaction was like,

The bee: Wahh Mat yo yo lehh!
Me: Really? You don’t like it?
The bee: No, I like it. Thanks!
Me: Then you say look like MYY?
The bee: I’M A MAT YOYO BEE!

Lame bee. So I really don’t know if he likes it or not. I said he could go change it if he wants because I still have the receipt. But he said it’s ok.

On his birthday itself, on the 28th of August, the bee celebrated it with me, zk bong and cw. We went to Billy Bombers to eat! So yummy! The bee’s treat!

That morning I woke up specially early to bake him cookies! I placed it in a pooh bear bottle!

Pooh bear says he also wanna eat!

Extra cookies for my brothers.

After Billy Bombers, we watched 881. A local production. It wasn’t that bad, quite funny too. It’s interesting and I thought it was not bad. You all should try watching it. Touching, interesting, funny and lame!

After the movie, we went nearby (I think it’s the youth park) Cineleisure to cut the bee’s cake!

Stole this from cw.

Super happy bee feeding cw!

I don’t have the rest of the pictures because it’s with cw! And he hasn’t sent them to me! Hmmpf!

Also, I can’t stop thinking about the show Secret by Jay Chou! I don’t know why! It’s so interesting that I can’t get it out of my head. Once in a while I would continue thinking to myself of the scenes, the music, the storyline. It just rocks!

I know I think I’m mad too. But music so rocks this place. I read in a magazine that all those pieces you heard Jay play in the movie is 100% authentic! And coincidentally, those other actors who played piano pieces in the movie like the girl he liked, his father, the guy who battled with him in the piano contest, all knows how to play the piano in real life!

Isn’t that interesting? A movie with music talents. A school for music lovers. A school that you need not study maths, science or stupid humanities in! A school of MUSIC! Just MUSIC. PURE MUSIC!!!

Wouldn’t that be nice if there was such a school in REAL LIFE? IN SINGAPORE? OMG I would just faint! And the storyline! OMG, so interesting. I JUST CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT FANTASTIC MOVIE!

At least I think it’s good. Too bad for those who think otherwise. And I’m not saying this because of Jay Chou. I don’t exactly idolize him. I just think he’s so darn talented. But am no big fan of his. His first movie really rocks! Never expected it to be this good for him as a director. WELL DONE JAY!