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google me

LiveJournals Writer’s Block had this question posted, "Have you ever Googled your own name? How do you feel about the results?" and so I decided to try googling my name to see what the results were and how I would feel about it.

If you were to think I’m so self conceited like Reggie Mantle that I had already googled my name before, sorry to say I DIDN’T! However, I do very often glance at my own reflection (in mirrors, glass, anything that would reflect my face back at me) if there is any chance to and this I don’t deny. My hairs the problem that’s why! MY HAIR!

Truthfully, I would have googled my name if my name was really special but Jennifer is too common to google. There are millions of Jennifer’s out there. So why bother?

So I googled my full name.

The End.

There isn’t any results shown! So end of story.

Ok that was because I placed quotes on my names. So when I removed the quotes, my Friendster Page was found together with some Jennifer’s and Goh’s and Seng’s and Yuee’s. So I said, all the common stuff.

This showed up:

NUS Business School Alumni Roll

ANG SOON LEONG,NICHOLAS, CHAN CHEE SENG, CHAN KOK TUNG, TOM FOO LI YUEN, YVONNE, FUN YIP, GAN LU-MEI, JENNIFER. GOH CHEA SUAN, HENG MUI MUI

Jennifer isn’t a Goh, and Chea Suan isn’t a Jennifer. Chan chee SENG took my SENG. and YUEE was no where to be found.

Then, I found this: OMG!

NAMA NO_KP NEGERI `AINUL YAQEEN BINTI AHMAD HAZIZI 87**********

GOH POH FEN, 87**********, SELANGOR. GOH POH KUAN, 87**********, SELANGOR. GOH SENG YUEE (WU QINGYU),JENNIFER, 87**********, SELANGOR

Don’t tell me it’s the army shit. I really have no idea. I clicked on the page and it led me to this page with a list of a lot of names and IC numbers. And what is NEGERI in Malay? Everyone from the list has SELANGOR stated under NEGERI. Is it the place the IC was made or something?

But just a wild guess, I think it’s those people born in my year 1987 who had their ICs or something made at SELANGOR MALAYSIA? Because all their IC numbers start with 87 ma. But please don’t scare me. I hope it’s not the army thingy.

I DON’T WANNA DO NATIONAL SERVICE. I’M A GIRL YOU KNOW STUPID PEOPLE!

Anyway that’s about it. That’s all google had of me. Trying to keep a low-profile. HAHA. thats funny.

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cab snatcher

It’s been so long since my last update. So maybe I’ll just add some stuffs here. WaddleHop is doing really fine and I’ve been so busy I didn’t have the time to DJ here. Anyway nothing much did happen besides going to Bintan with zk, cw and the bee during the end of October. There are too many pictures to upload all here, anyway it’s mostly in my photo gallery.

Trying to start finding a job soon but really lazy to. I can’t imagine life in the corporate world beginning to start knocking on my door already. I’m only 20! Yes, I know that I’m not very old but neither am I young anymore! So I better get my ass moving before I become such a useless bum who only thinks of doing part-time jobs (like RH?) NO WAY!

Thinking of starting a full-time job really irks me because that means it’ll be the end of my happy-go-lucky days and also meaning more COMMITMENT. But of course I wouldn’t mind if my job isn’t that constraining that requires me to work like more than the required 8 hours a day.

Besides finding jobs, I’m also looking for courses in Japanese with Leisy. We were thinking of full-time courses so that we could get the course done with real quickly. But if I do get a job, how am I to commit full-time to Japanese? And if I don’t get a job so that I can concentrate on Japanese, wouldn’t I be dragging my chance to get more experience?

So the solution is this, get a job and do part-time Japanese. But the frequency of any part-time Japanese course is like twice a week! And that’s too little for me because it would mean it will take like 5 over years to master it. Too long for me.

So you see, I want the best of both worlds but none works out. So how? So I’m DJ-ing again as usual because of my indecisiveness. I can’t make up my mind which I should give priority to. LOSER.

If only we could earn big bucks doing something you like that doesn’t require you to do boring 9 to 5 office jobs. Yeah, how I wished.

Anyway, after saying so much with the blog titled as "cab-snatcher" I’m sure I’m not getting to the point right now. So the story goes back to yesterday where Leisy, Tasha, Bertsy and I met out for the last time as Tasha would be going to Oklahoma real soon. That lucky girl. I really miss Oklahoma now come to think of it.

To think then Leisy and I really dreaded the thought of leaving comfy Singapore and go to a far away land in America in a state called Oklahoma City where we have never heard of. I only heared of New York, San Francisco, Washington yeah and so on. But not Oklahoma. Some might even mistaken it as a state in Japan perhaps?

But things went well there. We had fun, the weather was amazing, the food was unique (and unhealthy), the shows on TV were interesting, the environment and scenery were breath-taking yada yada yada. And I could go on trust me. But I just realised I’ve went out of point again. Maybe I could have continued to when we reached Taiwan after the 3 weeks in Oklahoma!

So the 4 of us met out and had Sushi buffet at SUKI SUSHI! Yummy! Tasha, Leisy and my favourite place of visit! We later went down to Mind Cafe at Prinscep (is that how you spell it?) and played some games.

It was damn funny. At first we were playing Charades and Leisy and I were a team, Tasha and Bertsy another team. So I tried describing things from the zoo to Leisy and she guessed 3! When it was Bertsy’s turn to describe, Tasha only guessed 1 and she said NO NOT FAIR! You must tell me the category of the card. But we didn’t know and I myself didn’t describe the category like "Things in the Zoo" to her but she still managed to guess anyway.

Then Tasha was like NO NO RESTART RESTART! Wahahaha. So cute la she. And we were like CANNOT LA WHERE GOT LIKE THAT ONE!

But we still continued to play and there was this time Bertsy was trying to describe the word "weight-lifting" so he did the action with the sponge pole gripped in his palms moving his arms up and down several times. It was freaking funny ok!

Tasha still couldn’t guess what he was describing after a long time and that made Bertsy look like a fool! Wahaha! Even Bertsy stopped after a while and said I LOOK LIKE A FOOL! Yes you do Bertsy.

Then we switched to Truth or Dare Jenga. It was very embarassing when the Jenga fell because it was really noisy and pieces flew off the table.

Then we played LOOT. Some dumb get-the-most-coins pirate game. Tasha was so funny. Because the game is that if you put a junk ship out with a certain number of coins and no one attacks the ship with a pirate, after it’s back to your turn, the ship is yours for keeps!

So Bertsy placed a ship down, and my turn I did the same. So did Leisy. And if Tasha don’t attack Bertsy’s ship, Bertsy will keep it as it’ll be his turn next. Tasha then placed a ship down and said FREE AH THIS ROUND! ALL GET FREE COINS OK!

Then Bertsy kept his ship, so now he either draw a card or attack any ships or place another ship. Guess what he did? He attacked Tasha’s ship! So she had to fight back to get her ship and it means, no free coins for her! Wahaha. Damn funny la. Then Tasha was like WAH LAO BERTRAND!

Damn funny I tell you. Tasha’s so funny. She tried stealing cards from the deck but wasn’t at all discreet about it. Made Leisy and I say EHH TASHA AH! Haha. Then she helped me draw a card but drew 2 cards for me instead! I was like EH ONE CARD ONLY LA and she was like ONE CARD ONLY? ALAMAK! LOL. Pretentious eh!

Anyway, we went to the arcade after that and I played Guitar Freaks! Guess the song? CUTIE PIE! Wahaha the easiest song on the list. Well, I got a S for Super leh! And Bertsy had a D! BOOOOO!

But the other stage was crap. Only scored D! The last stage was the worst. I chose the song because it was those cutesy japanese song. You know the kind Ai Otsuka would sing. And it’s so depressing because we didn’t even manage to finish the stage and then GAME OVER! Oh well. This shows cutesy songs aren’t exactly cutesy. Cutesy on the outside, tough on the inside.

We played that Percussion Freaks as well and the door closed on me! You know what door. The door that closes BOOM! with the words GAME OVER that follows. I’m no percussionist.

Then we played this shooting game where we can play up to 4 players! Just nice the 4 of us. How exciting! We are going to war together! It’s so ironic how Bertsy kept telling everyone before the game "try not to die so fast" when he was the first to die. WAHAHA!

DIAO~ And I was the last man standing! Can you believe it! I must have been shielding my way through. Haha.

So here is where I finally get to the point of my blog title. I know I don’t know how to prioritize my story! Anyway, so Leisy and I left and took a cab back from Yio Chu Kang.

We were outside Presbyterian High School waiting to hail a cab. It seemed like forever waiting for vaccant cabs to drive by so tenchi and I were engaged in our conversation of how we enjoyed the day.

Suddenly, (panicky music) we saw a cab alighting a passenger at the bus stop about 50m ahead! Oh my I told tenchi, "There’s a cab there! Prepare to flag it!"

And as soon as I turned away from Leisy, I saw this woman in her mid-thirties perhaps standing 20m ahead of us! SHIT ON HER! I asked Leisy, "What is she doing there? Is she trying something funny?"

Leisy shrugged her shoulders. The next thing I knew when I saw the cab light turned to green and started moving off, that sonafagun stretched out her hand and started flagging for the cab. OUR CAB!

I was pissed man. I hate cab-snatchers. I shouted at her "EXCUSE ME MAM’!" She continued to wave at the cab. Then I walked towards her and shouted, this time even louder, "EXCUSE ME MAM’!!!!!!"

The cab stopped in front of her and she turned around with me almost 10m behind her and said, "Ohhh, I was just flagging the cab for you. Ya. Flag for you." And she signalled to the cab to go ahead to pick us.

I was burning with anger! I retorted, "Yeahh right you were flagging for us!" and got on the cab. Man do you hate such people? Boy should they all just disappear from earth and never come back.

So shameless. Don’t they feel the shame of stealing cabs from innocent young girls. How do you expect them to teach their children morals and values when they themselves behave so inconsiderately and disgustingly.

I think I would dig a hole and hide myself in it if I ever have a mum who does such stuffs and tell me not to do so myself. Such hypocrites should burn in hell! Especially if they try to snatch my cab.

Really wonder what’s going through their heads when they can step in front of the line and shamelessly flag for the cab right under your nose! Are they thinking, "WAHH I’M SUCH A PRO AT CUT-QUEUE LEH!" or "I THINK THE PEOPLE QUEUEING BEHIND ARE SIAO ONE LA. STAND THERE FOR NOTHING ONE." or "I AM INVISIBLE, I AM INVISBLE, NO ONE CAN SEE ME! NO ONE CAN SEE ME! THEY DON’T KNOW WHO STOLE THEIR CAB! MUAHAHAHAH!"

Please think before you rob someone of their cabs. Because if you do such shameless stunts, you are no different from WHORES and GIGGOLOS who do dirty tricks for their own gains.

Well, maybe that’s kinda harsh. But it works fine with the description! At least I know I don’t steal people’s cabs.

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